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Arse - A Haiku

Arse - A Haiku

by Jorge the Fixer

Foul yak milking time
A fleabitten arse oozes
before the abba

Thanks to Datamuse, whose word engine was used to complete the poem.
Created on 14th June 2018.

Auto Praise for Arse - A Haiku

"The juxtaposition of arse and Abba is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale
"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Arse'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler
"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the foul yak milking time."
- Hit the Spoof
"I felt that I was an arse. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Jorge the Fixer. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop
"I've always wanted to write a haiku about an arse. I can't belive Jorge the Fixer has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison
"Foul yak milking time is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic




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